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    Death Doodle
    Posted under General by tom on Thursday May 02 2002 @ 11:50AM PDT
    Some 6th grader got suspended for drawing her teachers stabbed/hanged. The school claims that it is a terrorist threat! (of course it is, we all know about those groups of 6th grade females and their terrorist demands: "Give us a school dance with lots of Britney Spears songs or we will blow up the school!") My favorite part is this this quote:

    "All I can say is that when we have taken action related to the activities of students in the schools, we have done so after a thorough investigation," Mount Lebanon School District Superintendent Glenn Smartschan said.

    They looked at that stick-figure drawing VERY THOROUGHLY before they decided to suspend her, so get off their backs O.K.?!!

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