Is lameness a vice? How 'bout geekiness? I consider myself a bit of a trekkie (see geek code on left side), but this is taking things a bit far:

http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/070914/20070914005036.html?.v=1

Ha Ha! Screw you weblog spammers. My new handy dandy Human Detection Scheme will FOIL your evil plans!

Comment posting now requires a user to fill in a code from an image.

Thanks to Pascal Rehfeldt for the php Class that makes this possible.

some asshole's bot spammed the fuck out of this page. As a result anonymous commenting has been turned off. People suck. (as if you didn't know).

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Pretty soon all workers are going to be as hen-pecked as Tech Support/Customer Service workers are now...

www.aligo.com/products/workTrack/

Anyone read that sci fi story that was going around the net a while back?

It was a dystopian future where the computers ran the world - kinda. Really, it was a socialist utopian story, but the first 90% was this dystopia where the few wealthy business owners lived in luxury while the computers they owned ruled the country.

Anyway, it had many flaws in the Xtopian part, but the computers running (at first it was only) the fast food chains I thought was really neat and well thought out as far as plausibility goes. And while the story painted a bleak picture of computers cracking down on workers, all I thought about was the fact that every fast food worker I've known complained mostly about his BOSS. Having a computer tell you what to do seems to me far more pleasant than having some irrational human doing it, and I can't help but thinking now - every time i go into a fast food joint - how much nicer it would be if it was being run by a computer :-)

Of course, what I (and the story) failed to realize, is that the first step will just be all the monitoring tools that are so ominous in the story, *but* not in the hands of impartial computers - who aren't yet smart enough to do anything with that data - but in the hands of PHBs!

Now that's an actual dystopia.

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http://www.sundayherald.com/40592 [...]

O.K. I sure in hell didn't put this blog up for things like this, but I'm desperate. So, help me pick my Boy's name... [...]

Hey, this blog is now official.

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20030922/ap_on_fe_st/cat_infestation&e=1 (buh, this link is no longer good try the next one...)
http://www.jsonline.com/news/metro/sep03/171083.asp?format=print

They "rescued" 130 cats from an abandoned house. Owner died in 1997 but the owner's "adult son" had been returning to feed the cats. Now, obviously the city needs to do something, but why do they have to call it a "rescue".? I mean, does anyone actually believe they are going to find homes for 130 cats. No, they are going to kill them. But of course the article doesn't SAY that, it says they have been taken to an "animal control facility until authorities can figure out what to do with them." Umm, correct me if i'm wrong here but i'm pretty damn certain that "authorities" know JUST what to do with them, they do it every day.

ahh, well this goes to show, i think, that even double-speak can rarely be attributed to malice.

Would someone please explain to me why anyone would give one rat's ass about which design is on the back of the California Quarter. I'm sitting here trying to think of something I care less about (failing, in case you were wondering) and yet NUMEROUS people are out there trying to get out the vote. Encouraging me to play along.

I just don't get it.

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